Sunday, March 19, 2023

On Returning to the Ink Fields...

 Well, judging by the last post on this thing, it has been some time since I last posted anything about ink, stationery, letter writing, etc. When my time as an unpaid disciple to the analogue communication I love so much (in other words, after I realized I could not afford doing the seminars and was never offered a cent for them), I retreated home to live with the stories and experiences.

In the intervening years, I have seen others come along and say they are doing pretty much what I did for all those years, and being allowed to charge for it. Okay, fair enough, get what you can and why not? I just did not feel right in asking for money in a field I had no experience in, that is to say, giving seminars in correspondence and stationery making. But I did it for years, traveled to many parts of the country, got good at it, and was ready to up the game. Well, there were no offers for me personally, yet others found there way.

 That being said, through a truly odd twist of fate, I wound up as being part of the upcoming Long Island Pen Show, now called the New York Metropolitan Pen Show. Same place (Hofstra University) and same time (a Saturday and Sunday in April). I agreed to do it because, well, yeah, let's talk about that...

 As usual, there is no money involved and I will be giving out free stuff to everyone. While the tolls are killer, the Sunday drive should be easy and I really look forward to see people I have not been in the presence of in some time (pre-pandemic). I am not whining about no money, but I just want to make sure it is understood, as I have seen people charging good amounts of cash for similar classes recently. I love doing it, plain and simple.

Have I learned anything new since my last seminar years ago? Having read some more books of letters from authors and artists, I am amazed at two things: one is how distinct everyone's letters are and secondly how alike they are. We all have our own "voice" or style of expressing ourselves in written language. To the surprise of no one, those people who have given themselves to writing novels and the like, tend to be more fluid and expressive in their writing style. And, before you start to say anything, Van Gogh's "Letter's to Theo" is a masterpiece. Painters and dancers have wonderful letters, but their active mode of expression is not in the writing of words, it is in another miraculous field. This is not a slam in any way, shape, or form. Hardly. When a visual artist adds a sketch to their letters (something I WISH I could do), it is a thrill! But, as I shall forever keep saying, the personal letter is just that, absolutely individual to every person and must stay that way.

I have developed some new artistic ideas for stationery over the intervening years, using inks in new ways with images, and I am looking forward to sharing that with anyone who attends. Also, I have discovered some new graphic design ideas to share. Some are somewhat involved and daring, others pretty easy. I guess that time in lock down during the pandemic brought some good things.

So, yes, I will be back and am looking forward to seeing everyone again getting our hands stained with ink as we make stationery and envelopes while discussing all things correspondence.  Here is the link to the pen show. (Hofstra University, April 22 &23). I should note that I will be there on Sunday at 1pm for the seminar. This is not on the website, but it IS in the large ad inside the current copy of Pen World Magazine. 


So, y'all, I'm back and looking forward to wandering through the Fields of Ink with everyone!

Sunday, May 7, 2017

A Break in the Silence, Ink on the Page

Hello Everyone. Sorry I've been so out of the picture. It's been a few months of lots of events. Regardless, I'm back and want to share this video that found me on Youtube, a TedTalk about handwriting....
Handwriting in the 21st Century

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

10 Things You Need to Do to Write a Letter

10 Things You Need to Do to Write a Letter


  1. PUT YOUR CELL PHONE DOWN!
  2. Don’t worry about what you write, just write.
  3. Don’t worry about what you are writing on, just write.
  4. Don’t worry about how long you think it should be or want it to be, just write.
  5. PUT YOUR CELL PHONE DOWN!!!
  6. Don’t worry about it being perfect, it isn’t supposed to be.
  7. Don’t try to be clever. Be honest.
  8. Don’t try to write like someone else.Thankfully, you will always fail at this if you are doing it right.
  9. Don’t wait to mail it when you are done. Things get misplaced easily.
  10. Look at your cell phone. See? It’s doing fine without you.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Mission statement

I believe that there is a longing for analogue communication. At our core, we ourselves are homo sapiens and we need to engage as many senses as possible to be fully human. The digital simulacrum will never truly feed us as we truly need and it is up to us to keep the form of personal letter writing alive.

Friday, August 5, 2016

2016 DC Pen Show Handout

2016 Seminar notes on the Art of Personal Letter Writing
By Michael Kovacs


Ten Rules for Letter Writing

  1. Write letters.
  2. Letters are a conversation in slow motion between two people. Treat it as such.
  3. No one HAS to write back. If they do, it is a gift. Respect it as such.
  4. No one can tell you how to write. Conversely, you are not allowed to tell anyone how they should be writing you.
  5. Write letters.
  6. You must make the choice between what you choose more: content or presentation.
  7. If someone does not write back, send a postcard asking how they are doing and if they got the letter. If there is no reply, respect the silence and keep going on with life.
  8. To quote Charles Bukowski, as the spirit wanes, the form rises. You are not obliged to follow any strict form in personal letter writing. If you wish to do so fine, but that is a personal choice.
  9. Unless otherwise stated or understood, letters are between the sender and reader. Respect that privacy.
  10. Oh yeah, did I mention WRITE LETTERS!
  

Ten Rules for Stationery Making

  1. Decide if you are a more verbal or visual person. If you feel you express yourself better with your art, incorporate that into the letter.
  2. Stationery is not “art” inasmuch as it is functional and is completed visually when a letter is written on it. Consider this when designing stationery.
  3. Stationery is FUNCTIONAL. When designing a page, try, at the very least, to leave 51% blank space to be written on.
  4. When reading the English language (which is the language for this seminar, but by no means the only one) , the eye tracks from left to write. Designs on the right side of the page tend to be distracting and hinder flow. MOST BASIC AND EASY DESIGN CONCEPT: SOMETHING IN THE UPPER LEFT CORNER, SOMETHING IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER.
  5. If you think about it, most people would rather receive a passionate and heartfelt letter  written in pencil on a legal pad than something written on $20 a page paper and a $1500 Mont Blanc with $40 a bottle ink that has no emotion. Think about it.
  6. Stationery can be designed after the letter is written by leaving blank spaces on the page and having designs added to give context to what has or will be written
  7. What you are making is being made for an audience of ONE, not for the world to see or care about. Do not put pressure on yourself to make a De Vinci, Van Gogh, or Rothko.
  8. You do not need much of anything to make stationery. Basic collage techniques, some ink, some old magazines, and a color copier are all you really need.
  9. Every try, ever fail. No matter. Try again. Fail better. -Samuel Beckett
  10. Write Letters.




Ten Rules on Becoming a Better Personal Letter Writer

  1. Write letters.
  2. The only goal is to have your own voice, that you sound like you and only you. Why? By basic logic, you can only be yourself. Think about it.
  3. Read the letters of the greats and see what they do. Hemingway, Iris Murdoch, Vincent Van Gogh, Kurt Vonnegut, Albert Camus, F.Scott Fitzgerald, Rilke, the Letters of the New Testament, etc. They will calibrate your mind towards the flow of the artform.
  4. Never EVER criticize the writing of the person writing you in a reply letter! EVER! If you think they could do better, YOU do better. Raise the bar by example, not by criticism.
  5. Write letters.
  6. Not all letters are the same just as no conversation between different friends are the same. Do not expect something from the other person that the relationship cannot give.
  7. Be kind and honest over clever and flashy. Always.
  8. Re-write, by hand, passages from letters or books you think are amazing. You need to get the feel of what it means to WRITE things down, not just read them. (Hey, it worked for Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson....)
  9. Be patient for a reply. This is not a game for sprinters, but for the long distance runners.
  10. Write letters.








Suggested Media:

Music:
Seasons......and other Imperfect Circles:: The Fractal Ensemble
(four spoken word letters are part of the album)
Airmail: Michael Kovacs
Off the album “sacred”
After the Valentines: Mike Kovacs and the Post-Modern Tribe
Rock Opera kinda based on letter writing between people

Books:
Any/ALL letters of F. Scott Fitzgerald.
(The Romantic Egoists:The Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald)
The Letters of Iris Murdoch
Van Gogh’s Letter to Theo
Letters to a Young Poet: Rilke
Albert Camus’ Letter to his former teacher upon receiving the Nobel Prize
Dear Fatty by Dawn French
Letters of artist W.C.Wyeth
Any books on the letters of Soldiers from any of the Wars

Films/Plays:
The Best of Friends

Collage/Art Books:
There are hundreds on Amazon.com. Take your pick.
Also, go to as many museums as you can and steal ideas.

Design (general):
Color Design: by Jim Krauss (Now Publishing)

Places to find Penpals:
Letter Writing Resources: (online sign up))
League of Extraordinary Penpals (online sign up)
Contact information:
Michael Kovacs
PO Box 200
Old Bridge, NJ 08857   www.postmoderntribe@gmail.com


Yours With Utmost Gratitude for Being Part of  the Journey,

Michael

Sunday, June 12, 2016

On letters...

Here is a repost of a video that is the holy grail of letter writing. Enjoy...
\The Best of Friends

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Thank you LONG ISLAND!

Hey everyone. I just wanted to say thank you for making the seminar at the Long Island Pen Show a success! You were great and I had an amazing time showing you all how to make stationery.

More to follow soon.....

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

See you in Long Island This Sunday!

HEY! I am going to be at Hofstra University this Sunday to give my seminar!

http://www.lipenshow.com/gpage3.html

Hope to see you there!

Friday, February 20, 2015

Tramp fan letters

Here is an interesting selection of envelopes sent to Charlie Chaplin in 1952. A few minutes is all it takes to take something from plain to exceptional.  

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

I'm back,.... and ahead of the curve...

Hi. Sorry for not being around for so long. Will update more in a future post. I will be giving my stationery making class at the Long Island Pen Show on Sunday, March 15 at 1 pm.

Here is a new article about letter writing coming back...
Brooklyn letters

Thursday, August 14, 2014

A letter from Robin Williams

It turns out the female star of Mrs. Doubtfire was going to get expelled from school because of missed dates due to her work. Here is a link to the letter he wrote to the high school, asking them to reconsider. it is not zany or strange, just eloquent and beautiful.
Letter from Mrs. Doubtfire

Monday, August 11, 2014

A Letter to Robin WIlliams

August 11, 2014                                                                                                                    
PO Box 200
Old Bridge, NJ 08857

Dear Mr. Williams,

I know that this letter to you is arriving later than it should, but I hope it will get to you somehow. I apologize for this letter taking so long but things get in the way, as they so often do. I was hoping to tell you all this in person, but things rarely work out as are planned and expected.

When I was growing up, I was a fan of yours on Happy Days and then on Mork and Mindy.What can I say other than you made an overweight unhappy and shy kid laugh. And you never knew it because that is how these things work, the gifts of one can change the oceans of the anonymous. I am sure I can speak for many like me who had their lives made a bit better by what you gave out.

When I got older, I wanted to be a stand-up comic for the simple reason that you inspired me to do so. Your racing mind and improvisation enchanted me and I could not help myself but try to do what you did. While I failed miserably at stand-up, my racing mind and silliness never stopped. All I had to do was listen to your first album (which I memorized) for inspiration.

But while I put comedy on the back burner, it was your movie Dead Poets Society that inspired me, no, wait, healed me enough to go back to teaching. On no uncertain terms your performance made me go back and be a teacher that would inspire their students by passionate example. To this day, I still try to live up to that example.

I went back to comedy a few years ago and found that your influence was still very much there and it saved me from a horrible teacher trying to get me to quit. I didn't and found myself within the amazing joy of improvisation with others on stage. On no uncertain terms, I always looked back to you as a reference for excellence.

Nothing came of my career but the path you showed did, and still does, bring me joy. Over the years of commercial failure I learned that the rue joy comes from the work, from being with others and making something beautiful that you have no control over. One cannot describe this to those who have not experienced it, but I am confident you know what I am talking about.

Having met people who worked with, they always said the same thing. That you were a good man, when talking one on one you were quiet and shy, very open and listening all the time. You were also very generous, paying the checks for people on movie sets and doing good work for causes in private. When I read your interviews long ago, I identified with your quiet side, the one you would show only in small parts when you felt safe. I could see that there was a line between the performer and the person. While they were part of a unified whole, one did not have to live the life of the stage when one as off.

So, SIr, I thank you for being a deep deep part of my life.You changed it in so many ways but never knew it. In the end, I still carry one thing you said with me each day. At the end of your debut album, you got into a serious character, an old man who has survived a nuclear holocaust. In the end you took a modified quote from Lord Buckley and said, "People, the're kinda like flowers. It's been a privilege walking through your garden. My Love goes with you...." I never,ever forgot that and the older I got, the more beauty I saw in it because that is what Truth does, blooms over and over again with each season.

I hope that you are no longer tired of the stressful life you have. Living a live in the web of the public eye can be a horrible place as one can become the well known stranger at all times. You did so much good and your sensitive soul must have gotten hurt so much. Nobody is perfect. Not you, not me, not anyone. But I just wanted you to know that you really did change my life in a very real and deep way, which in turn had an impact on many others. I hope that Truth makes you smile, even if it is from a stranger.

Know that I shall always keep you in my thoughts and prayers, and be forever grateful that you were an inspiring part of my life.

With Deepest Sincerity and Gratitude,
Michael Kovacs

Sunday, August 10, 2014

STATIONERY SEMINAR FROM THE DC PEN SUPERSHOW!

My Deepest thanks to those who have kept visiting my blog and to everyone who came out to the show yesterday! I was very excited to give this new seminar and hope to keep doing it at other places! I will be updating this blog on a more regular basis starting next week


The Art of Stationery Making
(on your own....)
by Michael Kovacs


“Images precede language and are closer to feelings. They summon feelings before they’re named and categorized , when they're still fresh and sometimes hard to recognize or categorize.”  
 - Eric Fischl, painter, from his book “Bad Boy, My Life on and off the canvas”


Thank you for attending this seminar. I hope that you will leave here with a new look at stationery and how you can make your own at home.

So as to make sure that there is no confusion or disappointment for anyone attending, this seminar will NOT be dealing with the following:

* Paper making

* Scrapbooking

* Intensive graphic design

* Drawing or any other artistic techniques outside the basic use of basic colors

* The content of the letter itself or anything to do with writing style



In this brief seminar, we will discuss:

> Ink color, types of paper

> Basic layout and design

> Ways of creating your own style

> Stationery and envelope making


In this class you will need:

paper, scissors, q-tip, ink, paper towel and a glue stick....

.... and a willingness to just go with the flow of creativity!



To start with, I believe that there should be a few basic definitions that need to be stated so that we are all on the same page, so to speak. Stationery is, for today’s purposes, any ornamentation of paper and envelopes that may or may not exist before the creation of the body of the letter itself, to accentuate the mood or content of the intent of what is being communicated. In this case, the medium actually is the message.

A very brief history of this would be to start at illuminated manuscripts. An illuminated manuscript is a manuscript in which the text is supplemented by the addition of decoration, such as decorated initials, borders (marginalia) and miniature illustrations. In the most strict definition of the term, an illuminated manuscript only refers to manuscripts decorated with gold or silver, but in both common usage and modern scholarship, the term is now used to refer to any decorated or illustrated manuscript from the Western traditions. Comparable Far Eastern works are always described as painted, as are Mesoamerican works. Islamic manuscripts may be referred to as illuminated, illustrated or painted, though using essentially the same techniques as Western works.

My reason for starting here is as follows: while the personal letter has a history back to pre-Roman times, personalizing stationery with a unique and copyable image or images first occurred here, and also this is within the realm of being an OPTION that was chosen.

Ornamented stationery is, for the most part, not needed, or at least has not been considered to be needed for the majority of the history of the letter. Outside of a wax seal, most letters were written on some sort of writing material and sent off. As the golden age of letters occurred when they were the only real form of communication between parties of any distance, most people just said what they had to say and got it off to those they needed. But it is the fact that at one point, pictures were used to ornament the written word. Take note of this. It has been said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Insular art appears using this technique around 600 AD. Technology always dictates the parameters of what is possible for society, and all art with written word was labor intensive and very costly.

For today's class, fast forward to the times when movable type and paper were easy to make and literacy was higher. Having the physical appearance of the personal letter hold some sort of meaning became important, and we carry this through to today. The most obvious example is wedding invitations. People spend a great deal of time getting the right paper and then picking out the right stamp to put on the envelope. Even in today's digital haze, there is still a place where stationery really matters.

At the turn of the 20th century, mourning stationery was used for calling upon the bereaved. The white or cream stationery was bordered with black. On a more general and pragmatic note, the envelope used for Air Mail is a wonderful example.

Stationery is one of the hardest artistic creations to perfect as it is, by definition, UNFINISHED until it is used. Most stationery I have seen for sale tends to be too heavy or light in image and color. What I mean is that there tends to be too much image on the page making it claustrophobic or it is too minimal.  We all liked the Griffin and Sabine books, but how many of us are trained artists getting paid to make stationery? There are simple ways to make stationery on your own that require little work and can look quite nice.


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The only real decision one must make when making stationery is: what matters more, the visual or the language. All other design decisions come from that one point.
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We will approach today’s class with the following premise: what is written on the stationery is the primary focus of the letter, that the decoration of the paper will add to the words and not the other way around. Since there is limited space to write, let us set the general equation to be that no more than 50% of the page can be filled with anything other than words.

Judging by what I see in the chain stores and small boutiques, as well as some that I saved from days gone by, personal stationery design (that is to say, stationery that is used for personal letters) falls into three design camps: border, clumps/images, and a combination of the two.  Very fine stationery tends to have one or more of the sides of the paper lined with a color or two, or even a design. If that is not the case, then either there will be a blob or some sort of image situated somewhere on the page. We can learn from this and do better.

We have all gone to the store and spent time looking at rows of stationery trying to find the right one to use. We then buy it and go home and, after a few letters, get tired of it. Why? To me it is because the mood of the letter should, if possible, fit the stationery. If you are having a miserable week full of little comedy and lots of tragedy, having your words be alongside cartoons of cows riding a motorcycle can give you some cognitive dissonance or at least throw you off your game. I started making stationery simply because I wanted the images on the page to reflect the mood of my writing. Period.

Stationery can be created before or after writing the letter. You can design it before and store it somewhere, or leave a space while writing to add colors or images after the fact to accentuate the mood of your words. In the end, this is not about being clever, but about being as true as possible to the emotion you are trying to convey.

There will be three main concepts that we will be dealing with today:

#1) Color: Mark Rothko, Vincent van Gogh, Monet, Kandinsky, Pierre Bonnard, and many many many other painters have showed the power of color. Today’s class will assume that either black or blue ink will be used to write upon the stationery. Please note that black (or sometimes blue) ink on white paper is still the most popular in written communication because of the contrast. It is simply easiest to read. While Midnight Black Ink on black paper may SEEM like the best way to truly tell someone how you are feeling, it makes the reading of the words, how should I put this, annoying and difficult. Try to focus on clarity before cleverness. If you want to play with ink colors and you have many to pick from, please print out or buy a color wheel. This nifty device will show you quite easily how to work colors with each other.

I have chosen to color the pages today with ink. Why? Well, it seems that most of us here have bottles of ink lying around that we do not use, and why not put them to use? That bottle of Noodler’s Edgar Allan Poe red ink was a nice idea, but how much can you use? And how about those three different bottles of black ink you got thinking they would look reallllly different from each other that turned out to be.... kinda the same? Or how about that ink you bought from some new company that ruined every pen you put the ink in? Yep, time to use it!

We will be using a medium bond paper today to absorb the ink and not ripple after it is absorbed. If you are artistically inclined, you can you ANY medium to color your pages. Gouache, markers, colored pencils, blueberries, WHATEVER! But, since I have a personal preference towards ink and it is handy, we will go with that for today. Please note that the more liquid the color medium, the heavier the paper you will need to avoid the post-application warping of the paper.

Papers can be used for both colors and design. All art stores carry sheets of paper with interesting designs on them. For a very small investment you can get enough paper to last you a very long time.

#2) Image: This is where the cue ball hits the rack of possibilities and self expression. Today we will be using old photographs and images from vintage magazines. Again, this is simply a matter of personal preference on my part. You can get old photo albums and magazines at antique stores or on Ebay. In the end, it is whatever you feel best describes you and that could be vintage pens, puppies, fashion, the periodic table, power tools, cigars, puppies smoking cigars using power tools while playing cards... whatever. For today, let the limitations help you make decisions. Remember, you do not have to use any of what you make today.

#3) Placement: Where the above two concepts are placed on the page are very important so as to make the words of the letter be easiest to read. Again, we are placing the word content equal to or above priority to the visual content.

Here is the one almost absolute rule I have for making stationery and my amazing artist friend Abby agrees: If your piece of stationery looks complete you have done it wrong.

Why?

A piece of “art” can stand alone and deliver its message. Stationery is, by definition, incomplete until it is written upon. This makes it one of the most difficult mediums to create in. So, when making stationery, one must always try to find the point to stop.

Finally, please note that if you desire to have your stationery look and feel like real stationery, all you have to do it take your work to either your local self-copy place or perhaps even your own home scanner and copy your work. This will give it uniformity of texture and image. Also note that if you plan to do any post-writing addition, make sure to use the proper bond paper in the printer/copier.

If you truly wish to take a stab at making your own styler making stationery, I would suggest that you go about it in the way Elton John and Bernie Taupin went about writing together: they wrote about 100 songs simply trying to see how to get it right. You can go to any art store and buy a spiral bound art book and fill it up with stationery attempts. If you like what you make, there should be no problem in taking it to a self serve color copy place and making a usable copy! The key is to simply try and see what happens. Over time you will find that your own voice emerges and you will never look back.

Concluding Thoughts


Thank you again for taking the time to come to this seminar. I hope you had fun and left with some ideas as to how to go about making stationery on your own.

If you are interested, you can see some of my own stationery for sale at:
http://www.zazzle.com/postmodernletters

If you wish to be in touch, please fell free at:
or
Michael Kovacs
PO Box 200
Old Bridge, NJ 08857

My deepest thanks to Christine Kovacs, Abby Gualtieri, Kerry Gibson, Ilana Kein, and Sabine for keeping me able to give this seminar.

Sincerely,
Michael Kovacs









Sunday, March 16, 2014

THANK YOU LONG ISLAND!!!

I just got back from the Long Island Pen show and all I can say is thank you all for making it such a great time! Thank you thank you thank you!

Photos to follow in a shortly!!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Will be giving the Seminar at the Long Island Pen Show THIS SUNDAY!

Hey everyone! I will be giving my seminar at the Long Island Pen Show this Sunday at 1 PM! It should be a lot of fun so come on out!!!!!!!! (They spelled my name wrong again...)
Mike Kovacs at the Long Island Pen Show

Friday, February 21, 2014

L A YOU ROCK! And...

Dear L A Pen Show,

Thank you all so much for being an amazing crowd! Just about a seated capacity crowd! You were all amazing and I hope you had as much fun as I did!

Just to show you that letters are still alive, this found me:

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

Will post pictured soon.

With Deepest Gratitude,
Mike


Saturday, February 15, 2014

2014 Pen Show Instructions

IN CLASS PROJECT INSTRUCTIONS
L A PEN SHOW SEMINAR 2014

Last year at the seminar we used quotes as a way to start getting the creative ways flowing for letter writing. This year we will be doing lists!

The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees one's self of the chains that shackle the spirit. ~ Igor Stravinsky

Instruction sheet:

Please make sure you take TWO pieces of stationery as well as an envelope and a blank piece of paper. They have been made with lines cutting them in half for organizationa/architectural l purposes.

Think about the person you want to write to and, on the blank piece of paper, write down a list of three things you have never told them. It does not have to be anything too deep or emotional if you wish.

Examples:
3 great/interesting things you saw at the pen show
3 places you have always wanted to go
3 places you regret going
3 memories from your childhood
3 pieces of art that you love
3 books that changed your life
3 songs/pieces of Music that changed your life
etc

If you can’t think of 3 then do 2. No worries

Now, put that to the side, and start the letter by:

1) Placing the date and place in the upper right hand corner

2) Giving the salutation (Dear...)

3) Start the letter with a greeting and be sure to mention the last time you spoke/wrote to each other. Also tell them you are writing from the pen show!!

4) Now, segue into it by saying something like, “Ya’ know, I want to let you know a few of my ‘___________’ “ and write down your first thing from the list and write about it. How and what you write depends on how close you are to this person. There is no wrong or right answer for this.

Example:
“Okay, so I am now going to tell you about a few insane things that happened to me recently. I was playing a show a few days ago where I finally debuted as a spoken word artist at a capacity crowd at a bar near here and afterwards, some guy I did not see since graduating 8th grade shows up! I barely recognize him. We start talking and he says he remembers that I played a red guitar in 8th grade and how amazing he thought I was because I played ‘Smoke on the Water.’ Okay, this is insane because I cannot ever remember having a red guitar and I never liked Deep Purple! Yeah, okay, I played guitar but I would swear it was during the Summer of 8th grade! I didn’t want to debate the guy, but it is very bizarre when someone else remembers more about your life than you!

“The next thing was just sad. Chris and I went into NYC to see ‘Waiting for Godot’ with Patrick Stewart. During intermission, I saw guys huddled together around their cell phones mumbling things like ‘dead,’ ‘drugs,’ etc. I asked what was going on. They said that Philip Seymour Hoffman had died in NYC from a heroin overdose. I returned to our seats in a heavy fog. The second half of the play which deals with the question of continuing on regardless of despair seemed to hit a bit hard. It was a long train ride home under cold grey skies.

Finally, on my way back from the studio where I was being evaluated for voice overs, I saw a clown car get into an accident with a group of anti-vegan pink pong protesters outside a pet store that sold only used crickets. Things got crazy when a bus of nuns got involved... did I mention I have been drinking too much Red Bull and not slept for almost a week?”

etc.



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Use the last sheet of stationery (take more if you need it) and write out your conclusion to the letter with your final salutation wishing them well and hoping they will write soon.
Final Salutation and signature and you are done.



All original contents copyright Michael Kovacs 2014.

Michael Kovacs
PO Box 200
Old Bridge, NJ 08857